101 ways to stop being a dweeb

How have modern men become so pathetic?

Why are testosterone levels plummeting?

Who will save us?

Fear not, we have crafted 101 lessons to restore masculinity.

When it comes to testosterone levels, soy milk is Low-T, owning a cow is High-T. Microwaves are out, persistence hunting is back in. Don't split the bill, buy the restaurant instead.

If you are worried that your mate, boyfriend, or even yourself might have Low-T tendencies, this book will be a life-changing gift.