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by Lola Faust (Author)
"A whole world of romance: erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad." -Devendra Banhart
★★★★★ "Exactly what you think it is!" - Reader review
★ "Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it" - Reader review
★★★★★ "I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol" - Another reader review
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Tanis was a simple country girl, desperate to escape life on the farm!
Big Al was everything she was lusting for... a sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain.
Would their forbidden love tear her family-- or her flesh-- apart?
Join Tanis and Big Al on an erotic saurian odyssey guaranteed to tease and titillate on a Jurassic scale, with this handsome, gorgeous paperback, suitable for gifting.
CONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!
Grab your copy now and get in on the wet hot action! Also check out Lola Faust's other great titles such as Triceratops & Bottoms, Tyrannosaurus Sext, and How Stego Got His Groove Back.
Goodreads critics can't get enough of Lola Faust's dinosaur romance: an absolutely wild book of short stories --Sydnie I don't know that I'll be able to look at a Triceratops the same way. --Bobbijoreads Do I question my sanity? Yes. Did I laugh myself into tears? Also, yes. Do I regret it? No. --Jennifer Colvin ok, maybe you just need to read it for yourself. There, I said it. Go and read it. --ag This book also shows that language does not have to be a barrier when you have a deep connection and there is still consent given before every romantic encounter which is very important. --AliciaCaesar this is smutty...four flames for smut! --Hillary The subject matter was vile ...having said that I still think others should read it so I don't feel so alone in my depravity! --Zara Harper
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