Selling fast!
Get yours while you can.
Your cart is empty :(
Continue shoppingYour cart
Estimated total:
$0.00 USD
$32.90
Couldn't load pickup availability
Secure your shopping experience with various safe and trusted payment methods.
by Ursa Dax (Author)
An alien mountain man longing for a wife, the human woman who crashes into his world, and the fake marriage of convenience that feels just a bit too real...
For most of my life, my beloved ship has been my home. So when I'm forced into a rough emergency landing among the mountains of a planet I've never heard of, I'm determined to get her up and running again as quickly as possible. Except "as quickly as possible" turns out to be at least two weeks. And nobody from off-world is allowed to hang around on Zabria Prinar One - a Zabrian penal colony for convicted murderers - for that long. Unless... Unless you marry one of said convicted murderers. Just when I think I'm totally screwed, local alien mountain man Oaken gets down on one knee makes me an offer of marriage I can't refuse. It's only temporary, of course. A fake marriage of convenience that we'll dissolve after the two-week trial period when my ship is fixed. In the meantime, I'll be Oaken's relationship coach. When I'm not working on my ship, I devote myself to preparing this earnest alien sweetheart for his future human bride. Except things get messy, fast. Lessons on human kissing become far too heated, and late-night conversations grow searingly intimate. The longer I spend with my big, green, gentle, and generous fake husband, the harder it is to accept that he'll marry someone else after I'm gone. And the more headway I make on repairing my ship, the less I actually want to leave. Even if Oaken is nothing but supportive of my plan. Even if he never once asks me to stay. But while Oaken looks ahead to his future with another woman, I suddenly find myself wondering if I could give up the life I've always loved to stay by his side. Could I trade my freedom for a chance at forever?
At our Shopify store, we prioritize your safety and security. Here's how we ensure a secure shopping experience:
1. Secure Transactions: We use advanced encryption to protect your personal and payment information, ensuring it is safely transmitted and safeguarded.
2. Trusted Payment Gateways: Our store integrates with trusted payment gateways, ensuring your transactions are processed securely and efficiently.
3. Data Privacy: Your privacy is our top priority. We follow strict data protection policies to keep your personal information confidential and secure.
4. Secure Platform: Shopify provides robust security features and continuous monitoring against vulnerabilities, ensuring a safe shopping environment.
5. Verified Merchants: We are a verified merchant on Shopify, committed to providing authentic and high-quality products.
6. Transparent Policies: Our clear return, refund, and shipping policies provide peace of mind, knowing we stand behind our products.
7. Customer Support: Our dedicated customer support team is ready to assist with any concerns or questions you may have.
Shop confidently at our Shopify store, where your safety and satisfaction are our top priorities.
$32.90
Selling fast!
Get yours while you can.